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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Plan B-ingo - Fundraiser for the Eureka Sisters
Eureka, California – January 15, 2024
Sometimes things don’t go according to plan. For example: perhaps your clown makeup just won’t stay on your nose and is ruining your flawless mug; or mayhap your polycule is busy and you need to find a date to the barn dance; or perchance you were planning on giving your lover a delicious… souffle…and it just won’t rise; or maybe your trusty box of supplies expired and your V-Day got hot ‘n heavy before you could restock. Regardless of the very relatable situation [that totally isn’t just a list of Sister Gaia T’s diary entries], there is always Plan B [thank the Nuns of the Above it’s still legal here]!
Join your Eureka Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence on Saturday February 15th for our post-Valentine’s Day “PLAN B-INGO”. Whether we had a fabulous, romantic VD experience or instead celebrated February 14th as the day Captain Cook was killed, your Sisters are never content to bask in the afterglow! There’s work to do and trouble to make! Now more than ever is the service, wit, spectacle, comfort, disruption, and JOY we provide to the community needed, so help us pay for our insurance, storage unit, and prevention propaganda!
And what better way to contribute to the chaos than to craft a costume? Attendees will face off to see who best embodies the essence of “anti-Cupid”! Will a broken-condom baddie beat out the garlic-breath gorgon or will Mr. Misogyny claim the crown? You can’t plan for this kind of fun! And speaking of fun, our friends from Planned Parenthood will be tabling and will have resources and education available!
The Woman’s Club will once again be bringing their own delights to the event! An array of concessions will be available for purchase in the bingo hall and per California Gambling Law, there will be a separate 21+ room where alcoholic beverages can be purchased and consumed. You MUST show proof of ID. No alcohol is allowed in the bingo hall.
Profits from the bingo will go to the Eureka Sisters’ General Fund & Prevention Funds while concessions and drinks will benefit the Eureka Woman’s Club. Please bring a prize to donate in exchange for tickets for the FREE SHIT raffle!
Presale tickets ($25) will be available prior to the event online at eurekasisters.org. A small amount of tickets will be available at the door ($35). Seating at the event is first-come first-serve. VIP tickets will be available individually for $50 or an entire table seating up to 8 people could be reserved for $400. VIP service includes a separate entrance, reserved front-of-the-house seating, snacks and refreshments, and special teasing from the Sisters.
“Plan B-ingo” will occur Saturday, February 15th at the Eureka Woman’s Club (1531 J. St., Eureka). Doors will open at 5:00 pm, bingo will start at 6:00 pm, and the estimated end time is 9:00pm.
Contact:
Eureka Sisters
info@eurekasisters.org
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